• parents: your room is a mess
• me: you should see my life

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

• its not you
• there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
• i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/etc you a lot

• pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
• be a pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
• ps its more than likely because i want to be close

wordsandzombies:

for someone who identifies as hetero i sure do only care about ladies

vardaesque:

ssv-normandy:

basically what happened to smeagol when he found the one ring is what happened to me when i discovered the internet

and we forgot the sound of trees

the softness of the wind

we even forgot our own names

infauna:

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

special skills: can relate every situation ever to an episode of buffy.

harryslimpydick:

who needs friends when i have an unsuccessful blog to run